Self jokes
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Memes
LOLOL
"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
She a hoe, she shit on herself.
I killed myself, then woke up.
Don’t cut yourself up about it.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!