Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one we got 100 people in here no need. Now amber please just go make your self useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Why did 10 kill its self. Because it was between 9/11.
this is a joke in it's self
how do u get a depressed person out of a tree..?
you cut the rope they hung them self in...
a man walks up to lil johnny one day and asks if you had one wish but that wish will be granted to everyone on earth so the lil johnny thinks real hard and long then said well i would wish for me to shit my self and the man is shocked and asks why and lil johnny reply's well i would be on the toilet i thing everyone else would just be confused
I Was Watching T Siries and i thoght to my self man this sucks my sister watches jameand charels and he alwayssays thats t sires so is it him SUB TO PEWDIEPIE UN SUB TO T SIRES THEY SUCK
self harm jokes arent that deep
I asked God why does no body like me he showed a reflection of my self
So I was in the bathroom at school washing and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like "hey can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like sure and I was like come here and so she came over to me I was like girl look at ur self in the mirror and she started laughing so hard and she said I'm so ugly.
I made this one up my self just now.
Stephen hawking would be a good pilot becuase the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
I can make a living with the Treat Yo self budget
Yet I can’t use the Help yo self budget