Self Jokes

What flavour do you buy an orphan? Self raising

it's fucked up how people make these jokes and when orphans read them it makes them feel worse about them selfs I should know I'm an orphan

Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild. He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

Apex Legends: exist Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with its self) "Everything is fine."

Gwen just take Tj as ur boy friend gah just do it so he won't kill him self! prince will be fine without u!

whats a orphans favorite flower? a self razing flower

Why did 10 kill its self. Because it was between 9/11.

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one we got 100 people in here no need. Now amber please just go make your self useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

I braced my self when i got in the car but then i realised my wife wasnt driving

this is a joke in it's self

What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control? An edgelord

Why do people want their grass to be emo So the grass will cut it self

why do most orphans cook for them self

they dont have a home cook

What's your favourite type of flour Don't know Mines self raising

Little Jim’s friend told him that if he farts he will give him a tenner little Jim tries to fart but he poos him self and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies face

Your at a buffet, you think your hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of your self, you get stuck looking at sides in the buffet, a roly poly gal you see in corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end, you go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slamed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she's is tenderizing you for dinner.

A girl in the shop was getting bullied she came to me saying I’m getting bullied I told her stand up for her self

If you want a joke look at your self in the mirror !