Self jokes
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
Who am I?
Hi, I'm stupid!
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
One day a teacher stands up in front of her class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and says that if there is one, then he/she should stand up.
After a minute, a boy stands up.
The teacher then asks the boy if he actually thinks he's an idiot.
The boy says, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
I believe "Self-Baptism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt."
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but thankfully, I turned myself around.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.