all i wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise* unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self
why did the orphan kill his self
🥫Wewo wewo stop right now or we will be Forsted to stop you are self. No not like you can ketchup!
Why can’t sally hang her self ? She does not have arms
she a hoe she shit on her self
what type of flower do u giv a orphan
a self rasen
Don’t cut ur self up about it
I killed my self then woke up
yo mumy so fat shes bigger the the universe its self!
I hated getting bullied in school
because I could never stand up for my self
Am i the only one here that actually tried to kill my self 15 times and failed every and landed up in the hospital every time
Why can’t orphans have a house pet
Because it’s parents have it to its self
I've been doing sex moves on my self so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt I go 2 handed sometimes
My and my penis never truly understood the words Booby traps until we met the x wife, Gods gift of self will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank and God started laughing and I swear I herd him say Booby trap as he walked away! True story
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me. She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand. Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said that’s my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said That’s the last time I use ancestry.com
