Self Harm jokes
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?
The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
Go commit neck rope.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store, just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."