Self Harm jokes
What is my most popular side of myself?
Suicide.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
Is skin picking self-harm?
Cause I'm red all over without a razor.
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
Slit your wrists.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!