Self Harm jokes

What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.

I've been trying to find jokes about gouging my eyes out, but I couldn't see any.

I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.

There's two types of emo people:

1. People that cut side to side.

2. And people that cut up and down.

The most efficient is up and down.

I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”

I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.

Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.

Them: What's on your arm?

Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)

"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"

"Oh, that was the cat."

"We don't have a cat..."

"Oh..."

Red, black, blue. The colors of life.

Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.

An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.

My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.

Suicide

"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."

Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!

Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!

I love teaching students

how to make them harm themselves.

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

I wish my hair was depressed.

Cause then it would cut itself.

People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.