Not all self harmers are emo but all emos self harm.
someone: stop making jokes about sh!
me; OH sorry man, ill cut it out, ill cut it out deep
What do you call a flat emo?
a cutting board
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselfs
Only if Onions were emo, they'd cut themselves
im the joke
self harm jokes arent that deep
I asked my now ex boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat so yeah 😂)
your momma OHHHHH
