Self-esteem jokes

Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.

To anyone suffering from low self esteem:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

Me: "WYD?"

Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."

Me: "Without me? Lol"

The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.

Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.

I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.

Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.

You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.

Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.

-E-

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.

"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"

"I think you should ask yourself that."

Wanna know something funny?

Me, because I'm funny looking.

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.

My cousin called me ugly.

Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.