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Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”

No? Shame, it was real fun.

You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."

LOL

There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.

I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.

You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*

Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"

Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"

Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"

Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?

Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!

After I see an anime boy acting cool,

Me at school acting cool:

My brothers: "He's just acting cool."

Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0

What does Can do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...

I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.

Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...

I didn’t expect her to come back so early.