Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs. Because once your a fruit you can't be a vegetable.
I see that you start work at 9am. .but yo hairline starts at 9:15am.
Blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar. The Blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash. The bartender yells Sir Stop! What are you doing!? The Blind guy say, I'm just looking around.
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man "how did you die?" the man says "I have a heart condition and iv'e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him." God asks the next man "how did you die?" the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me!" god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown? Getting the water bill
A Japanese man goes to the dentist after being there for a while, the dentist ask β How of do you floss your teeth? The jap said β after every mealβ, when they finish up the dentist turns to him and βsays you need to floss your eyes more, I can still see themβ
yo mama so fat you can see her from 100000000000000000000000000 galaxy's away
you will never see a redneck opposing a war. he will instead say, "wait, i get to kill people and it's not illegal? and their foreigners?"
POV: You are a passanger on September 11th, 2001 and you see the pilots wearing a muslim turban.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw, The retarded kid yells see,saw because he sees a saw
When you see someone with a double chin thatβs sad:
Hey come on man keep your chin up. Wait which one
*COUGHS ROUGHLY* OH MY GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH I CANT SEE IT BURNS HELP !!! HELP !!! HELP !!! HELP *Weakly* !
Why can we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY? To go see yo mama!
dissabled man stands up blind man says you can stand? deaf man you can see?? mute person you can hear dissabled man you can talk doctor- what the actual fuck
my bf: knock knock me:whos there my bf:ice cream me:ice cream who my bf: ice cream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body
