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Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
I see 6 letters in "the past."
I have 2020 vision.
I see 7 letters in "the future," I have 2021 vision.