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Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."