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What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

Why is the blind kid popular?

He can't see the middle fingers.

I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.

Doctor: Oh, I see.

Me: Ahhhh!!!!!

What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"

A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.

The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."

Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?

He's all right now.

Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

IBC.

IBC who?

I'll be seeing you later.

New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.

Student: Stands up.

Teacher: Why did you stand up?

Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.

A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.

It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.

Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.

The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.

A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."

The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

This is not really a joke, but it's a question.

If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?

What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?

You only see one asshole in 69.