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God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.