Wanna see my pp again?
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.
