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I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.

The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.

Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."

The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.

This is not really a joke, but it's a question.

If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?

Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"

Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

IBC.

IBC who?

I'll be seeing you later.

Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?

Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.

Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To find their way to the store to see their dad.

Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.

Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.

Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?

Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?

He's all right now.

What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!

A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.

The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."