Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
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What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Wanna see my pp again?
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn't seen me in a while.
I said that I have been ill.
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
