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I'm sorry.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?

They love to see the whole family.

There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.

When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.

She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"

54 students died that day.

Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.

Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.

Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.

Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”

No? Shame, it was real fun.

What does Can do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?

Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!

It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.

At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”

I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”

I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

Wanna see my pp again?

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"