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Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?

To see his closest relatives.

Like this,

it will give you good luck. See for yourself!

Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?

He's all right now.

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.

10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.

I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.

Doctor: Oh, I see.

Me: Ahhhh!!!!!

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?

When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn't seen me in a while.

I said that I have been ill.

Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

IBC.

IBC who?

I'll be seeing you later.

I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.

The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.

It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.

A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.

Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?

What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!

A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.

The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"

Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.

Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.