I just did a test to see who my soulmate is and it said “best friend “ so I guess I am gay. I think so WTF
Your hair line so far back i couldn't see u even when will Smith slapped it
This is not really a joke but it's a question. If Life is a Movie, Then is Death, Life, Is we seeing the trailer right now?
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Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain."
Maybe you should go on eBAY to see if they have a life for sale
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week
What does Can do after eating it’s vegetables Go on eBay to see how much He can sell the Wheelchair for
you know how to draw a horse if no look in a mirror and draw what you see
Magician..." I am the greatest magician in the whole world... look now you see the rabbit in the hat and now it is gone!...Redneck girl..."That`s nothing my dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple hours!"...
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?” I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): Wow, I didn't see that coming
What do orphans not see on controller- home button
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "not now."