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Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?

He's all right now.

Like this,

it will give you good luck. See for yourself!

An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"

Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."

LOL

There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."

"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"

I see 6 letters in "the past."

I have 2020 vision.

I see 7 letters in "the future," I have 2021 vision.

What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?

You only see one asshole in 69.

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I'm sorry.

Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?

They love to see the whole family.

You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)