It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off? He's all right now
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
