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Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn't seen me in a while.
I said that I have been ill.
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
Teacher: What’s 2+2?
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?