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Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.

I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.

People of Earth: *running and screaming*

Santen: *to God* Really?

After I see an anime boy acting cool,

Me at school acting cool:

My brothers: "He's just acting cool."

Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*

Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."

At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”

I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”

Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."

LOL

There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"

Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"

An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"

Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.

You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."

Why is the blind kid popular?

He can't see the middle fingers.

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.