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Section Jokes

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library, when we returned them he said “your sister works the returns right” I told him “yes she does and she will be here in about five minutes”. He said “ why don’t we put a cook book in the women’s sports section” I told him “I love it” so I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.

Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.

The other day I went to a museum, my friend and I went to the holocaust section and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him. Why are you sad it’s just an Ash tray

Me: *posts random joke about a duck*

That one guy in the comment section for no reason: Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you...

That other guy in the comment section: that’s actually offensive to ducks

Bro it’s a joke....

I got a job at a library,i got fired after 15 minutes,they told me it was because I put women's right in fiction section

Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: please.

Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.

Kid: ever body is hugging

Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa .☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted. The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered Pristiano Penaldo 😭.I was right guys ✅🛫