Why is the sand always pissed of?
Because the sand never waves back!
what did cinderella where to the beach
glass flipers
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
Cause they just wash up onshore.
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't REEL
Im on a sea food diet I see food and eat it
Why did the Ocean Wave? It wanted to say Hi Tide
A man was almost about to drown. A boat say "Do u need help?" And he said no. After the boat left, another boat came to the sea. And they asked if he needed help. And he said no. And he asked God "Why didn't u help me?" God said "I sended u 2 big boats, you dummy!
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
spongebob teeth upside down is the twin towers spongebob:9 letters squarepants:11 letters Sponebob did 9/11
why was the kids report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What Did The Shark Say When He Ate The Clownfish? This Tastes A Little Funny.
What is the difference between Madeline Macan and a Submarine..... they are both full of sea men and are at the bottom of the ocean
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
"Hey, hey Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium? Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Why are pirates pirates? Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the oceans bottom
