What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
I ate Nemo.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
