what's osama bin laden's favorite song?
under the sea, from the little mermaid
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
why can’t blind people eat fish? because it’s sea food
What does the cen say when it says hello. it waves
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones. Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea
So There was a male whale and a female whale swimming threw the ocean .One day the male whale sees a ship and says "that's the ship that killed my parents" . So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea. The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive so he opened his mouth and went for the man but out nowhere the female whale yells. " HEY!!, I was in it for the blowjob but I'm not gonna eat sea men"
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
i hope you SEA me around later cause i SHORE won't stay here for long
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank? The lobsters in the kitchen.
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. 🤣
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
Why is the sand always pissed of?
Because the sand never waves back!
what did cinderella where to the beach
glass flipers
