Sea jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.