Sea jokes
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
I ate Nemo.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Where do fishes keep their money?
In a riverbank.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.