Sea

Sea jokes

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?

The lobsters in the kitchen.

Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣

People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.

He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?

Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!

Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?

'Cause they just wash up onshore.

Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!