What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
what did cinderella where to the beach
glass flipers
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Why did the Ocean Wave? It wanted to say Hi Tide
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
