Sea jokes
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Where do fishes keep their money?
In a riverbank.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.