How do you make Stephen Hawking mad? You turn off the WiFi router
What’s Stephan hawking favourite dance move ?
The robot
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting. Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
Why did Steven hawking go to hell Why did Steven hawking go to hell Because there is a stairway to heaven
Because there’s a stairway to heaven
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom? A. "We're in the Matrix"
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sisters, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughter. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
A orphan went up to nicolas tesla and asked to travel in time he then saw his parents put him in a building saying you now live here!!
if i looked like Stephen Hawkings i would also be an atheist.
We used to have tail on the back.. and now it moves forward.
how does steven hawking go to the toilet? he logs out
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
uranus is a gas giant
People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I'd explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
(A scientist time travels into the year 2024) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water? 199, because, the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real). Get? https://youtu.be/XZQOjp0i35A?t=333
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)
'There is no Stephen Hawking' - God (2018)
Why was Stephen hawking always bullied? Because he couldn’t stand up for himself
what was the one test steven hawking couldnt pass? the beep test
