Science jokes
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana? They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!
Why is Earth flat?
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.