Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
How is being gay like a geology class?
You get to lick all the rocks you want.
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
