Science jokes
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
He is dead.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."