Science jokes
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Stand? Wait. No.
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
He is dead.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.