Science jokes
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
The earth is not round.
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What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.