Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Science Jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
AP Chemistry.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
You’re so lame, you don’t have a superpower!
"Yah, I do!"
Oh yeah? What is it?
"My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand!"
That’s breathing, Jim.
"NO IT’S NOT, JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!"
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet! 🤣🤣🤣
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
I don't get mitosis.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
