Science jokes
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven? Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
AP Chemistry.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.