Science jokes
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
God: “Steven, join us.”
Sees the staircase to Heaven.
Steven: “Ahh, fu-”
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
His wife shut off the internet.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Person: Because he felt it in his bones?
Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.