Science jokes
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Oh, wait.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
I’m just kidding.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.