I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
I tried to think of how lighting works.
Then it struck me!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Steven hawking walks into a bar oh, wait he doesn’t walk
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
what did the atom say to the positive in math class. We could make a positive number
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
