Science

Science jokes

"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.

Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.

A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.

Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"

Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.

Teacher: What’s the closest planet?

Kids yell: Sun.

Except for one.

Other kid: Uranus.

Teacher: Uranus?

Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.

A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.

My son, who is into astronomy, asked me how stars die. I said, "Usually from an overdose."