Science jokes
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
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My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? Stephen can't walkie and Stephen can't talkie.