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Science Jokes
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
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My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? Stephen can't walkie and Stephen can't talkie.
My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!
Uranus is cold.
My son, who is into astronomy, asked me how stars die. I said, "Usually from an overdose."
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... oh wait.
