Science jokes
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
I tried to catch fog yesterday...
Mist.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
Science took us to the moon, and religion took us into a skyscraper.