Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, "I want h20." The other said, "I want h20, too." The second scientist died.
Science Jokes
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Stephen Hawking lost Wi-Fi connection.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
Science flew us to the moon.
Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
