How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
Science Jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
My will to live.
