School jokes

Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!

Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.

I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.

That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...

Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...

My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.

I told them, "Just you wait!"

What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.

Why did the orphan fail all his classes?

He couldn’t do his homework.

There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?

He's Dahmer's son @domink.

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

What was JFK's favorite school TV show?

BrainPop.

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.

One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.

Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.