School jokes
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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