School jokes
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Memes
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;