Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooyer Jokes
Teachers: when ever there’s a school shooting hide under the desk Students: hiding under desk Shooter: Well no ones in here
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise
Breathing exercises
I told this to my English teacher and he said it to the class and no one laughed someone help)
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school? Bye son! Get it? Bye son Bison
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
How do people grade pedophiles? 1st grade to 8th (I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Even if orphans fail their exams im sure their parents wouldnt... oh wait...
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my teacher asked me what my favirote number was yesterday and i said 2977, i chose 91 for my football jersey number and sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher mr jacksons dad died in 9/11 and when he was talking about it friday the 9th i threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting monday
when you kill people in a war its perfectly fine but when its a school everyone has a problem with it wth.
Kid: where do i put this ppr? teacher: i already said go ask ur neighbors. Kid: Ok *walks home to his neighbors house* Kid: hey neighbor i didn't know where to put this ppr and my teacher said to ask you do you know? Neighbor: no sorry i dont kid: okay bye! *kid walks back to school.* kid: teacher my next door neighbor didn't know. teacher: uhh you went home?! kid: yes you told meh to! teacher: i meant at school! kid: ohhhhhh! teacher: DUH!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? so he could get into high school
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when the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like indiana jones
When I walk to school I fart
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment. Teacher: What kind of appointment?? Me: I had an appointment with a cut day😈😈😈
True story
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club
Teacher: what’s the closest planet. Kids yell: sun. Except for one. Other kid: Uranus. Teacher: Uranus? Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
