School jokes
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!