School Jokes

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.

I told them, "Just you wait!"

Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?

'Cause he wanted higher grades.

What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

The image shows a still of the character Joker. Above the image is the text "When the teacher asks why I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters." Below is the text "You wouldn't get it."

"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"

Dude named Guys:

Dude named Out:

Dude named School:

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!

Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

Me walking in to the office:

Principal: Tell me what you did?

Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...

Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?

A: Because they're intended for a young audience.

What are the three worst years of a black child's life?

First grade!

Teacher: How much is a gram?

Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.

I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.

American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.

African XP farms: Cotton field.

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.

I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.