School jokes

"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"

Dude named Guys:

Dude named Out:

Dude named School:

Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?

'Cause he wanted higher grades.

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!

Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.

You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.

AP Chemistry.

That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Broken pencil.

Broken pencil who?

Never mind, it's pointless.

Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.

So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!

And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?

Lots of blood tests!

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.

The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.

German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.

American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.

African XP farms: Cotton field.

Why is it okay to bully an orphan?

It’s not like they could tell their parents.

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.