School Jokes

What do you call a group of depressed kids? A suicide squad

Where does banana learn to split at sundae school

High school students are also more interesting to see but they are you on your way just kidding 🤣

Like if u like school (i mean if you don't)

So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class, we had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix. We both raised our hands and she called on both of us. Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff. Leah: and also are you from Harry Potter?

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes. My teacher turns to the class and asks “If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?” So I raised my hand and said “Asians have small penis” he looked at me and said “very good. But I was looking for a definition.

Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up? Kid 1: I want to be a fire fighter kid 2: I want to be a police officer kid 3: i want to be dead like both my parents Teacher: ok everyone pull out your books Kid 4: are we going to ignore what he said? Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?

You know why teacher punished dairy milk.. 🍫🍫?? Answer : because he was choco_'late' to school.. 🏣

Hi how are you busy busy today and tomorrow I have to go home from home and walk home walk and a bike walk walk and a bike to school tomorrow night I have to have lunch with my mom and dad and I have dinner with you tonight

Type this in your calculator: 5 days a week (type in 5), 6 different classes (type in 6), 7 hours a day (type in 7), x 2 semesters (type in 2), = flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

What are American Schools

Shooting ranges

Why did the pedo cross the road? To get to the pre-school on the other side.

Quite Kid: *reaches into bag* Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN

whats a snakes favourite subject?

well there are 2, hisss-tory but some prefer maths, those weirdos are adders

What school 🏫 did we say was today what did the snow ❄️ I love 💕

What grade does Sherlock hits on girls from?

Elementary my dear Watson

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Spend all night in a dark humour webpage

Go to orphanage today and read it to them And I'm sure if you go to school for disabled children, they should understand it

I never knew what my dad's job was. One day, at school, I got a scam phonecall, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"

My dad answered...