School jokes

My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.

I told them, "Just you wait!"

What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"

Dude named Guys:

Dude named Out:

Dude named School:

Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?

'Cause he wanted higher grades.

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!

Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.

You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.

A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.

My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!

I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.

Why do Asians excel at math?

Because their dog can never eat their homework.

Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?

Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!

Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.

Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!

Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.

Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait

Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I got rejected from art school today, so yeah.

What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?

The school shooter will always spare you.

I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.

When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,

but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.

*Is honestly the best policy.*

Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.