School jokes

Teacher: How much is a gram?

Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.

Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?

Bring them young.

The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.

Why is it okay to bully an orphan?

It’s not like they could tell their parents.

You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.

I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...

"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"

Dude named Guys:

Dude named Out:

Dude named School:

A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.

My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!

I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.

Why do Asians excel at math?

Because their dog can never eat their homework.

Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?

Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!

Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.

Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!

Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.

Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait

Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"

Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

To the mew-seum!

Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?

Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.

I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"

Bully: I wasn't talking to you.

Me: Then why are you listening?

What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.