School jokes
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
Memes
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"