What does a bullied kid say during at game of Kahoot?
"Id like to Kashoot up this school."
When a woman decides to abort it is called a decision but when I run my truck into a playground of kids it is called murder
One morning peppy and George came downstairs for Breckfast but they got a plate of juicy bacon there dad had recently gone missing so they ate it quite sadly the next morning they went to school and asked their teacher what is bacon made out of the teacher replied “pigs why?”peppa and George looked horrified
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises. I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs so I don’t know why they do it
little johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over, as she dose she is met by the principal. they go into his office and the principal say "your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." the mother responds "he is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? bring him in here." a boy walks in and johnnys mother says "this isnt my son, bring him in here i would like a word with him." the principal replies "ma'am, this is clouds." the mother feints
Why did the teacher were sunglasses? Because her students were so bright
When you having a normal day at school but then
*all the other kids with the pumped up kicks*
how did the ophan go to school not by his parents
one of my students ask "can i have a book mark?"
A YEAR OF SCHOOL AND THEY STILL DONT KNOW MY NAME IS DANNY
:popular girl. Sorry iM lAtE. :teacher. Why are u late! :girl. I NeEd My BueAty SleEp :Nerd. Well u might need to hibernate because u ain’t pretty
When you get suspended from school For giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday
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Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident" (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
Teacher: What is the Capitol of Washinton? Dumb kid: The W???
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One day a man buys a rope to suicide, but his friend stops him. They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
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1,2 I have a gun 3,4 I am in a school 5,6 Everyone on the ground
