School jokes
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!