School jokes

A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.

Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.

Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.

American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.

African XP farms: Cotton field.

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!

Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...

You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.

Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.

Why do Orphans like school?

Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.

So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!

And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.

There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?

He's Dahmer's son @domink.

What was JFK's favorite school TV show?

BrainPop.

Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?

Because they can't call their parents.

Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?

That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

Why did the school shooter earn extra points?

Because he was on a kill streak.

In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.

One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post

Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?

Because they have a home room.