School Jokes

Why do American guns only have 30 bullets? cuz thats how many kids are in a class

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Q. What’s a good thing about a child molesters A. They drive slow through school zones

The teacher once said to some students ̈i was an orphan before your principle hired me. ̈ the students said ̈oof that is sad ̈ the teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance she said ̈is anyone missing ̈ the students said ̈your parents. ̈ the teacher got offended and later that day quit her job

do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?

the Parkland kids

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Q:What was my son's last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.

A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath, the first pupil said he wasn’t the one, the second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class. The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them. Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class? The teacher fainted.

Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes? Because they are aimed at a younger audience.

What is yellow and does not float well?

A School Bus

Y'all I'm suspended till wendsday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till wendsday or after

As tragic as school shootings are - it's also a quick way to a late term abortion

How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?

You Octoply obviously

Sadly blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind

Sadly he didn't see it coming

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A kid named billy get his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money and his wallet taken by his father. The father then gets all the money taken from his by the bully’s grandfather along with is own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by billy along with his own wallet.