School Jokes

High school students are also more interesting to see but they are you on your way just kidding 🤣

Hi oooo was the day I was a kid I was going home to school today after dinner 🍽

Have fun at school 🏫 night is what

What did a car say hi to? It said hi to the school

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an englishman. He says things like,

"It's a elevator, not'a lift!"

and

"It's bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"

He keeps going on until the englishman says,

"Hey wankar, it's a school, not a god damned shootin range."

Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?

A: To shoot up the whole school

Quite Kid: *reaches into bag* Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN

Spend all night in a dark humour webpage

Go to orphanage today and read it to them And I'm sure if you go to school for disabled children, they should understand it

what does the twin towers and school have in common... people jumped off a building to escape it.

Why did Helen Keller fail school she was bad at language

there was this boy he had diarrhea and he kept asking to go to the bathroom but the teacher said no next ting you know he poop his self infront of the class.

What did the calculator say to the student? You can always count on me.

So at school there are these twins at my school so I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them once I realized I why it felt so wrong to do it I had already threw them I hit the north then the south one.

The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest. He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.

I never knew what my dad's job was. One day, at school, I got a scam phonecall, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"

My dad answered...

Type this in your calculator: 5 days a week (type in 5), 6 different classes (type in 6), 7 hours a day (type in 7), x 2 semesters (type in 2), = flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

whats a snakes favourite subject?

well there are 2, hisss-tory but some prefer maths, those weirdos are adders

Hi how are you busy busy today and tomorrow I have to go home from home and walk home walk and a bike walk walk and a bike to school tomorrow night I have to have lunch with my mom and dad and I have dinner with you tonight