What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
School Jokes
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
