School jokes

What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.

Why do special ed classes have fans?

To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.

"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."

Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?

Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.

So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"

Yo, sis, come here.

Sis: What?

Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?

Sis: Yup.

Me: Can I go?

Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.

Me: I love you.

If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?

Why did the M&M go to school?

It wanted to be a Smartie.

AIDS?

What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?

You've got a lot of problems!

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.

I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.

Why was the kid's report card all wet?

Because it was below "sea" level.

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

What are the three worst years of a black child's life?

First grade!

I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀

There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”

“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”