School jokes
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas, my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved... and shot her.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Want to hear a pencil joke?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
Gregg says to his friend, who is a girl, and says, "Hey, umm, do you, umm, want to do something?"
And the girl says, "Umm, sure, why not?"
Gregg says, "Well, then we have to go somewhere secretive."
The girl says, "Umm, well, ok."
Gregg says, "Great!" So Gregg brings Sally to a tree so no one can see them, and then Sally says, "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?"
Gregg says, "Well pull down your pants, and I'll show ya."
Sally says, "Ok, it sounds fun!" And then Gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground. Then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy, and he goes up and down, up and down, up and down, and then Sally starts to moan more and more, and then suddenly a teacher hears her moan, and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing, and then the teacher gets in on it, and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher, and then the teacher moans, and then the whole school makes their own sex groups, and the whole school has threesomes...
THE END
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
The school shooter when the cops show up be like:
"Ain't nothing gonna break my stride, ain't nothing gonna hold me down. Oh oh. I've got to keep on moving."
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.