School jokes

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?

Special forces.

I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.

Why was the kid's report card all wet?

Because it was below "sea" level.

Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?

Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)

Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?

Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.

So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"

Why do special ed classes have fans?

To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.

"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."

What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.

Yo, sis, come here.

Sis: What?

Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?

Sis: Yup.

Me: Can I go?

Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.

Me: I love you.

If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?

Why did the math book kill itself?

It had too many problems.

What do you call it when school starts in Africa?

Black to school.

How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?

He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.

Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.

I’m in catholic school.

Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?

A: Because they're intended for a young audience.

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.

I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.