School jokes

Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?

They missed the homecoming games.

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...

What do you call it when school starts in Africa?

Black to school.

Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"

The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"

Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."

I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.

I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”

“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”

The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"

Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?

Because that's the average classroom size.

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

Why was the kid's report card all wet?

Because it was below "sea" level.

What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?

Special forces.

God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.

What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?

You've got a lot of problems!

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.