If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
School Jokes
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
AIDS?
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
Bully: "You are so stupid!"
Classmate: does nothing.
Bully: "Oi, I'm talking to you!"
Classmate: "Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself."
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
