When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day but your mom makes you go anyway
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because one of them get shot, they will all be featured on the news.
“Guys! Let’s hang out after school!” Dude named Guys: Dude named Out: Dude named School:
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, "Just you wait!"
Me calling the orphan kid from school: hello are your parents home? The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* STOP CALLING HERE
I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points? Bcz he was on a kill streak.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house. So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard, one said “ what tree?” I replied “you’ll know when you get here”
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
Cuz he wanted higher grades.
4 kids at my school tried suicide and failed they are now known as the suicide squad
when the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot. bing,bang,boom
What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
I like my girlfriends new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one 😀
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours) Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with Kids.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys. American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun. African XP farms: Cotton field.
Their's a disabled kid in my class right. Oops should've brought my hot wheel tracks.
My teacher got so made at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and i said “damn, got hit twice”
