School jokes
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.