School

School jokes

Wheelchair

What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.

Poem

"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."

Suicide

So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"

Teacher

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

Memes

Dad

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

Countryside

If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?

Sister

Yo, sis, come here.

Sis: What?

Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?

Sis: Yup.

Me: Can I go?

Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.

Me: I love you.

Blonde

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?

The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.

Building

Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.

“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”

“Why is that?”

“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”

Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”

Book

Why did the math book kill itself?

It had too many problems.

Slur

Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.

I’m in catholic school.

Rizz

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

Basketball

Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

Kid

There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...

Covid

I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.

Teacher

What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?

They took a class trip.