School

School jokes

Shooter

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.

Kid

Why was the kid's report card all wet?

Because it was below "sea" level.

Party

What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

A high school pill party.

Grade

I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.

Sunglasses

God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

Cut

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

Cow

Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?

Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)

Kid

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

Kid

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

Daycare

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.

Kid

When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.

Bing, bang, boom!

Essay

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”

“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”

Kid

The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"

Bullet

Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?

Because that's the average classroom size.

Shooting

Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?

Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.

Kid

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.

Wheelchair

What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.

Poem

"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."