School jokes
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"
Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"
The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"
Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."
The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
My grades.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
What do cheetahs do when they get a test?
They cheat!!!
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?