Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics that she tells me that it turns guys on .
So In revenge of the sixth when Anakin goes and kills the younglings I thought to myself hey it’s just another day in an American school
Don't believe what your school bully tells you. Always take it with a grain of assault.
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club
When I walk to school I fart
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had cool subject! The subject was about the Pendulum, the man who statpaded against small teams and camped in pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment. Teacher: What kind of appointment?? Me: I had an appointment with a cut day😈😈😈
True story
Teacher: what’s the closest planet. Kids yell: sun. Except for one. Other kid: Uranus. Teacher: Uranus? Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Why did the Nurse bring a read pen to work? To draw Blood Why did the M&M go to school? to be a smartie. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? to be in highschool.
whyd susie go down the the slide too fast?
because her wheelchair was good
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you then they wake you up and say let’s team up like wtf
what is green and looks like a school bus
a school bus
my math teacher walked by and asked me what is that? I siad paper. she siad really? yeah do you need glasses?
Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
Student: Hey! did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?; Teacher: No?; Student: all I can say about it is, Well, Well Well.
2 twins were talking in class, I threw a paper airplane at one of them
I got detention one day, I don’t know why I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist
What do you call a white kid at the back of class? A school shooter
what do you call greg in your class? obese
