School Jokes

I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.

God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?

Special forces.

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?

Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.

When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.

Bing, bang, boom!

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”

“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”

The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"

Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?

Because that's the average classroom size.

Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?

Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.

What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.

Why do special ed classes have fans?

To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.

"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."

So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."