School Jokes

At school this gurl was like u ugly and I'm like gurl ur mirror cracks the moment u step in front of it

Why Didnt The Skeleton Go To Prom?

He Was Dead. You Fool. You Fell For My Trick. Im Very Heartless-

Oh Wait

YOU FOOL-

Why are orphans rude at school?

What's the school going to do? Call their parents?

i went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when i saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range, i dont know who snitched...

Iḿ glad were all going virtul so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips

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dont bully

How do pedophiles follow the law?

They drive it slow in the school zone.

Teacher: alright class, let’s sing our abc’s!

The gay kid: lgbtqrstuvwxyz

Today there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there. When he was done, he had realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time! Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students attention... that one kid with epilepsy...

I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.