School jokes
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Memes
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.