School jokes
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
Memes
me when i failed my chem test
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.