School jokes
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"
Memes
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.