School jokes

Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.

What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.

What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.

Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?

Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?

How do people grade pedophiles?

1st grade to 8th grade.

(I know it's orphan jokes but still)

Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”

And then you die inside.

What do you call a short person that goes to school?

A Sammie.

I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...

But it’s quite pointless.

A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"

Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

To the mew-seum!

I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?

What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?

One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.

Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.

Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"

Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.

What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.