School jokes
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
Funny Test Answers #8
Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.