why did the lonely fish get a detention? because he left the school
imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
The Emo Kid Said I Wanna Die But The Quiet Kid Said Nah Im Go Die Myself Bye
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers.....???
Because they have a home room
I was an orphan as a kid but I have never had a bitch so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming and she said "Mofo you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to"
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets? That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Knock, Knock Who's there? Broken Pencil. Broken Pencil who? Agh. Never Mind. Its pointless.
why arent ophens scared of getting in troble at school
because they cant call there parents
What was jfks favorite school tv show? Brain POP
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
why dont teachers give orphans homework? because they cant go home...
What do highschool kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Why do Orphans like school? Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
on the first day of school, the teacher asked a student " what are your parent's names?" the student replied " my father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is smiling" the teacher said " are you kidding" the student said, "no kidding is my brother I am joking."
THERES this smart way to sneak a calculator into scholl I’ve heard of you take the calculator put it in a gun magazine put the magazine in the gun and bring the gun to school
So as a school shooter, I try to remember my abc's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN! And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speaks to me about the rest.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked. "Daddy why are you banned from coming to elementary school?", The dad calmly replies. "Because that's how I met your mother.".
