What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters? They both shoot when they see kids.
Orphans can be let away with anything really bad at school Cause they can't be sent home for it
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- ..go on.. Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- *cries T_T*
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria? He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude? Orphan: ...
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who's a pineapple? I'm a pineapple...Yass teacher and kid kid: hey teacher: yes kid: would you punish me for something I didn't do? teacher: of course not kid: well I didn't do my homework
little johnny was late to class the teacher ask him where was he little johnny said i was on top of marry hill the a kid comes late to class and also said he was on marry hill then a little girl thats about 4 or 5 comes in the teacher ask who are you she said IM MARRY HILL
what does a chicken give you Student: meat What does a pig give you Student: bacon What does a fat cow give you Student: homework
what did the orphans parent say when he got bad grades nothing he doen't have any
What does a cow use in school? A cowculater
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid) what comes after x The Quiet kid: splosion Teacher: What comes after A The Quiet kid: K-47 Teacher: faints
Whats the worst place to teach an orphan. Homeschool
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day. " I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day."
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan! -
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan? The teacher can’t give you homework.
I Copied my friends work It's not like the teacher can tell my parent's
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Little Johnny was overheard by his mother reciting his homework, “Two plus two, the son of a b*tch is four; four plus four, the son of a b*tch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a b*tch...; “Johnny!” shouted his mother. “Stop swearing!” “But mom!” Little Johnny protested, “That’s what the teacher taught us! And she said we should recite it till we learned it!” The next day his mother went to the teacher to complain. “No, no.” said the teacher terrified. “That’s not what I taught them. They’re supposed to say: ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.'”
