School jokes
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
I’m happy to be with my EA when I go to school.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!