A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?" Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled "16!"
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip? To the mew-seum. (MOST LIKED JOKES. COMMENT BOO IF YOU LIKE THE VIDEO)
Me: Hey thats a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there? The Quiet Kid: Yeah, Magazines.....
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy”
And then you die inside
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie
Tell your teacher this: I passed a test that took 60 minutes, it wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
He mist.
So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂
Mom:son get up for school Son:I AM UP *holds up books and says im up* IM UP MOM
are teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall no resson so i said hey wall dat ass flat like a pancake from mcdondles.
School is a lot like boot camp, the only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said “ That was the sound of the north wind. The next day his teacher asked the class “ What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play heads, shoulders, knees, and toes. Turns out they only knew how to play heads, shoulders, wheels, and frame.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets? cuz thats how many kids are in a class
school
Q. What’s a good thing about a child molesters A. They drive slow through school zones
There were 3 guys in detetenion called zip willy pee and they were all being naughty the teacher came in and said zip down willy out pee in the corner
