School jokes
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
Like if you can relate
I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
"Brandon, tell the teacher that I'm with Ms. Polack."
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"
The woman replies, "No, why?"
The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?