What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
what do you call a kid with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
"What's your name, son?" The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
Teacher: what's 3 minus 1? Me: i don't know Teacher: how about this, you have three cakes, I take one how many cakes do you have? Me: three Teacher: If I take one cake from your three what do you have? Me: three cakes and a dead teacher. 👑
I never get school shooting jokes. Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience
Little Johnny is in class one day and little Timmy starts laughing. The teacher says what's so funny? He said I can see your bra strap. The teacher says don't come back to class for a week, so he get up and walked out. A few minutes later little Billy starts laughing, and she ask what's funny now? Little Billy said I can see both of your bra straps. The teacher says get out of my class room for a month. So little Billy got pissed he walked out and slammed the door, this scared the teacher and she dropped the chalk. She picked it up then she stood back up and she sees little Johnny walking out of the classroom. She asked where do you think your going? He said well teach after what I saw I'm done with school for a lifetime.
Teacher: what's your favorite animal
Me: Desert Eagle
Teacher:why?
Me:cause it fits in my backpack
I wrote down a speech at home yesterday. When I got to school I was speechless.
teacher: if u keep talking over me i'll call your parents! Orphan: YOU WILL?
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes and multiples with the whole classroom.
What school subject does an orphan Love,. PE because they actually get picked.
Would do you do when you finish a magazine at the school, put another one in and continue
Whats the difference between my car and a school bus. A school bus takes them back home
Fortnite is just like high school. you get off the bus and start shooting everybody
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
