Yo sis come here sis: what. Me: oh sorry you doing school sis: yup me can i go sis:no way you're going to hug me me: i love you
I got in trouble at school today because i told the teacher at school with covid to stay postive
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
if you have a teacher who is a Karen comment what the worst thing that they did to u or ur entire class I know this ain’t a joke but why not
What do you call a group of Sped kids with Ak-47's?
Special forces
there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point
Why did the M&M go to school? It wanted to be a Smartie.
god sent to the principles office for giving a blind kid sun glasses and said dont let the sun damage your eyes.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.” “Of course it is.” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there, trust me you won’t regret it
A kid went and cot a hair cut, the day after he went to school, and a friend says " I like your cut", and he replies "which one?"
Discuss the synopsis of this poem. My Friend Billy Has A Ten Foot Willy.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders? He hit them all when he started shooting his shot
A blonde, a brunette, and redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
Man 1: Hey I heard you survived a school shooting, what was it like? Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere, I was only able to get a few of them.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended
I’m in catholic school
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that." The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews."
