What flies around the school in night? Alpha-bats!
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their Blubber
Discuss the synopsis of this poem. My Friend Billy Has A Ten Foot Willy.
Why do special ED classes have fans? To keep the vegetables nice and fresh
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
Cuz he wanted higher grades.
“Guys! Let’s hang out after school!” Dude named Guys: Dude named Out: Dude named School:
I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time! Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
Why do Asians excel at math? Because their dog can never eat their homework
I got rejected from art school today so yeah
When the teacher gives me a F on my exam
But I have a AK-47 in my backpack
*is honestly the best policy*
Teacher: what comes after C? Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4! Teacher: umm ok... but still what comes after A? Me: AK47!!! Teacher thought: oh hell na Teacher: what comes after x? Me: xplosin 1 sec later bomb goes off idk
Bully: i wasn't talking to you. me: then why are you listening?
I was at school when i remembered i forgot my necklace then i screamed out, "SHIT I FORGOT GRANDPA."
I wish they taught 9/11 at school
It would make these jokes more explosive 🧨
What is the one work orphans don’t know, homework
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone
Why is Harry Potter a orphan fav character
Because Harry Potter has no parents so it’s relatable
