School jokes
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
Memes
Like if this is you lmfao
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.