School jokes
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.
Why did Sally stay in school?
Because she has no arms, she can’t open the door, and the teacher left!
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”