School jokes
One of the students reported a school shooting.
That fucking snitch...
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
I miss school so much.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
Mom: Son, get up for school.
Son: I AM UP *holds up books and says I'm up* IM UP MOM!
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
Dumb kid: What does homework mean?
Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?
Me:
"Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.