School jokes

Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!

We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.

How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.

There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!

Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.

Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?

The bus driver hit Sally.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?

A sandy hook.

A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".

So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌

What flies around the school at night?

Alpha-bats!

Tracy Latimer was described as cheerful, popular at school, and as an animal lover.

Just trying to gas her up a little bit.

High school is amazing. Like if you agree!

Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?

Because they have a home room.

Teacher: Anyone missing?

Orphan: My parents.

Teacher: Something that is real, kid.

Orphan: My family.

Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!

There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.

Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.

Mineta: ...go on...

Denki: Ochako's booty.

Mineta: I don't get it?

Denki: Exactly.

Mineta: *cries T_T*

Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.

Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.