Cheap oil, no immigration and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" "running down my leg"
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What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- Mumbai!
Someone at school judged my grammar. I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said “ Let me break it down for you like the twin towers.”
What are the best shooting ranges in america?
Schools
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what’s so sad and she said “What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died”. I replied “probably a bullet”, she gasped and said “do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent’s heads”, I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".
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How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp? Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Teacher: where's you homework? Student: at home... Teacher: what's it doing there? Student: having a better time than me.
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
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When the school shooter breaks into your classroom so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf but then the shooter's phone goes off.
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said ‘ a smile’
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school
Going to school is mandatory in this country
Can you guess my plan?
Muslim child to his mother "mom why is my backpack so heavy ?" Mom: "allah akbar my son allah akbar"
no one cares if you bully an orphan, what they gon' do? tell their parents?!
