School Jokes

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One day in class little Johnny was mucking around not listening to the teacher after 5 minutes the teacher caught him and finsh what she said and said little Johnny if you weren’t listening what was the last thing I said and little Johnny replied back you said what was the last thing I said

So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.

He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.

Why can't college students take exams at the zoo? -- Too many cheetahs!

Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE it's fine for someone to say boys against girls but the moment I say blacks against whites I'm the bad guy

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say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.

i was talking to my friend and he said "I lost my virginity to a girl and then she stopped coming to school" and I said "probably because she was fired"

Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free

i got jealous of the zebras, sorry i’ll cut it out, i wanted to practice for my med school test

My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. Its kinda creepy.

Teacher: Where were you born? Student: The highway Teacher: What do you mean Student: I don't know my mom says thats were all the accidents happen.

a normal kid brings an MP3 to school

a rich kid brings an MP4 to school

quiet kid brings an MP5

so the teacher go up to you and says im going to call your parents me: good luck finding them

When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.

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What do you think is going through kids heads during school shootings. Bullets

Teacher:what does a pig give you Little Johnny:Bacon Teacher:good,what does the sheep give you Little Johnny:Wool Teacher:What does the fat cow give you Little Johnny:homework and says leave motherf*cker