What is a difference between a tree tree house house for dinner and dinner today after dinner and dinner with you today after school

some kids at school made fun of me for playing halo, so i gave them a halo

What’s long yellow and doesn’t float

A school bus filled with children

whats the difference between a gun and chips when you bring it to class everyone starts wanting to be your friend.

What’s a school shooter’s favourite flower?


A pedophile is at a School Parent night. He’s holding hands with a Eight year old Girl when he’s approached by another parent. She says to him oh what a darling little girl you have there. The Pedophile replies no then points his finger to a child across the room and says that’s my child.

So one day I was walking home from school with my best friend sally. She was worried to get home because she was going to tell her mom that bob the class rep got her pregnant a eight months ago and now it was obvious she was pregnant. So I said “sally it’ll be ok I’m sure she’ll be happy to get a grandson” “yeah thanks suzy” she said to me then went into her house. The next few weeks she didn’t show up to school so I was like oh she must be in trouble with her mom I’ll go check on her So I walk up to her house and her mom answers with a baby boy in her hands “oh hello. Is that Sally’s son!! Can I see sally?” Her mom says sure and I go inside but she leads me to the backyard and I see a tombstone “here lies sally 2004-2020” so I ask her mom in tears “oh did she not make it through the birth?” And her mom replied “you could say that…”

At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”

Him: slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids

Her: Why are you starting at those kids? jokingly Are you like a pedophile or something?

Him: … At least you know why I love calling you ‘baby’ now~

seems very long. you wont remember the tel number… I remember it lile this from school days in Ireland.

Dolly Patron is shopping for new bra , lady says your size (69) , Dolly says no way that too too too (222) big, so she goes to doctor , Doc I need something to make my boobs smaller , here take (51) pills for 6 days ( x6) and soo she did . days later she ran back to doc, jesus Christ doctor look what happened Im BOOBLESS. 55378008 upside down.

Why does the Sun go to school? To get brighter!

There is one good part about paedophiles… they go slow in school zones

Why couldn’t Billy go to school today? The bus driver hit sally

A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon.He tells those who believe in god to stand up and leave.To the children who don’t leave ,he says ,"Do not worry my children,I shall make thou ‘hole-y’ as well."He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.

What time is it when you’re kids stay home 🏡 from school? Say no more

why did Sally decide to fly to school?

She couldn’t drive.

What if some kid was like, “I’m going to shoot up the school!”, and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?

What yellow and can’t swim?

A school bus full of dead babies.

Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits! High School Maths Teacher: There’s this thing called Limits.

The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl