School jokes
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
The school shooter when the cops show up be like:
"Ain't nothing gonna break my stride, ain't nothing gonna hold me down. Oh oh. I've got to keep on moving."
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
One day in class, little Johnny was mucking around, not listening to the teacher. After 5 minutes, the teacher caught him, finished what she was saying, and said, "Little Johnny, if you weren’t listening, what was the last thing I said?" And little Johnny replied back, "You said, 'What was the last thing I said?'"
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
One day, little Johnny and little Susan were in bible class. Little Susan had been tired that day, so she kept falling asleep. The teacher said to little Susan, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt with a push pin, and she yelled, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher goes, "That's right, go back to bed." Then, the next thing the teacher asked was, "Who gave up their son for our sins?" Little Johnny poked her again, and she yelled, "God Almighty!" The teacher says, "That's right, go back to bed." The next question the teacher asked was, "What did Adam say to Eve after their 13th child?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt again. She yelled, "If you stick that thing in me again, I am going to break it in half and shove it up your own ass and see how you like it!"
The fat kid asked the teacher, "Is Godzilla real?" The teacher said, "They're standing right in front of me."
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
When the school lets you near children again...
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. I have too many problems.
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
Little Johnny was not paying attention in class, so the teacher told him, "Do you know what happens when you don't pay attention?"
Little Johnny said, "No, what?"
She answered, "The principal's office."
Then little Johnny said, "Hey teach, do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin?"
The teacher answered, "No, what?"
"You have a d!ck in your mouth!"