I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
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Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
Click the đ if you hate school.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: No one stands up.
Teacher: Oh, câmon. I know someone over here is dumb. *teacher waves her finger around the left side of the room.*
Little Johnny: *stands up.*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think youâre dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad youâre standing alone.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: no one stands up.
Teacher: Oh câmon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room*
Little Johnny: *stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think youâre dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad youâre standing alone.
Whatâs the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher canât give you homework.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
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Why does the emo kid skip class?
Like if you hate going to school.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one, but realize she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much.
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends, and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again, and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything.
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
