School jokes
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?
Little kids leave preschool.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"