School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any! Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage
What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?
Little kids leave preschool.
when your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school. When you get home your mom with the belt going 1k m9iles per hour.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
When you having a normal day at school but then
*all the other kids with the pumped up kicks*
My sister is the weired dark one and emo of the family im the bright happy one once in 3rd grade i got a huge A on mine and my sis got a D- In the playground Near a tree we were siting and playing i said "hey a C- is not that bad and raised my hand up to give her a high five but she left me hanging
we have a teacher in school his name is haybrock but he is gay so we call him gaybrock
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan! -
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy you've worked out it is ak but what is 59 minis 12. Timmy shakes his head not knowing the teacher asks how about ak 49 minus 2? Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells What comes after ak Timmy!? The white kid at the back stands shouts 47 and pulls the trigger.
Why is Harry Potter a orphan fav character
Because Harry Potter has no parents so it’s relatable
POV there’s a school shooting American first time European yeah you American no not my first time
I was at school today and one of my friends said after a test man that was hard. After that I started laughing and I said that’s what she said.
Why did the kid bring a later to school? Because he wanted to go to high school.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms:K a l m
When the autistic kid's sketchers light up: P A N I K
How to get your joke on every category Michael Jackson,towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny,
why do orphans love school cause people actually come back
i was noughty ar school and my teacher said shes going to tell my dad i was like whos tht
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: Bro, you still got my Nikes? Boy 2: Ye, sorry. I got em dirty. Boy 1: Please clean them, we have school tomorrow.
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked and I need help on who did 9/11?
