School jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.