School

School jokes

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

This. This is my class.

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)

I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!

Why do orphans not know how to spell?

Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡

Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.

An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.

I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"

Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?

That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!