New School Jokes - Page 19 - Worst Jokes Ever

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday? Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day. Teacher: Why is that your least favorite? Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive. Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene. He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.

D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Dont take drugs kids! Me: my therapist says i need those to live D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escourts to school counselor_

me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”

Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more innapropriate. Guys, you don't need to be innapropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the lgbtq+ category. #PRIDE Anyway, I myself am not lgbtq+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!

Click the 👍🏻 If you hate school.

How do people grade pedophiles? 1st grade to 8th (I know it's orphan jokes but still)

What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan? The teacher can’t give you homework.

what grade is the worst like if in elimenchry

like if u hate going to school

When I got to school they gave me an acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher, and aced her

The extra detention didn't do much but the extra chromosome definitely did

My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one but relise she's not talking about school...

We don't see each other very much

The kid with a gun walked into my class room and fucking shot the teacher. He pointed the gun at me and asked,

"What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey at least he gets free food.

A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again and the birds are having fucking sex!!!

What the fuck.

Now I've seen everything

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.

One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says “Your mother, of course.” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says “You’re so so sexy!”