School jokes
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.
This. This is my class.
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Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!