School

School jokes

What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.

What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.

What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.

A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.

To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."

He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.

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  • Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"

    Orphan: -no response-

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  • Me: What's yellow and can't swim?

    My sister: What??

    Me: A school bus filled with kids.

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  • Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!

    My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.

    After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.

    They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.

    Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.

    "I had a great day today." "Why?" "Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"