School jokes
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
The fat kid asked the teacher, "Is Godzilla real?" The teacher said, "They're standing right in front of me."
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.