School

School jokes

Me: What's yellow and can't swim?

My sister: What??

Me: A school bus filled with kids.

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  • Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!

    My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.

    After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.

    They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.

    Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.

    "I had a great day today." "Why?" "Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"

    In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.

    And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"

    One time this kid came back from school and said, "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said, "Good news please," and the boy said, "I got 100% on my math test today." and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said, "Now to the bad news, I LIED!"