School jokes
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
Q: How did the explorers get to school?
A: They rode the Colum-bus!
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
"I had a great day today." "Why?" "Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
The teacher told me to put my MP3 away, so I brought out my MP5. Now that bitch knows what not to tell me.
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.