I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speedbump π¬
One day at school I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school I made fun of an orphan.
Dad: ok son if you fail this test your no longer my child ok Son: ok dad AFTER TEST Dad: hay son how'd the test go? Son: son?
Friend: did your tattoos hurt Me: nah not really Friend: What did they feel like Me: 7th grade Friend:πΆπΆπ¨π°π°π°π¨
Teacher:"What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?" Student:"Mistakes in the dark make children"
True story in 1986in the midst of the HIV epidemic they made condoms.available to the public at that time me and my boyfriend were 13 years old my boyfriend was so happy these will make great water balloons and I was even happier I did not have to pack.a.lunch for school tomorrow lol
Today I was at PE and I saw a kid in a wheel chair I threw a basketball at him and I yelled rocket league.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
Kms
. Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
what do you call a priest that graduated from law school
father in law
thereβs no Asian kids in my class but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses
are you a white van because i would love to put children in you.
when my bro says YOUR MOM when I'm talking when I'm at school talking and my friend says YOUR MOM me punches him;-;
after I see an anime boy acting cool me at school acting cool my brothers hes just acting cool me;-; I'm gonna kill u 0.0
What is an orphans favorite part of school homework
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Y'all I'm suspended till wendsday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till wendsday or after
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
Itβs not like they could tell their parents.
