School jokes
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents' room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."